Social media. Some love it. Some hate it. Some are obsessed with it. How about you?
Here are 20 signs you are on Twitter too much:
- You actually smile or laugh out loud when you type : ) or LOL.
- You really do roll on the floor laughing your ass off (that’s just weird).
- You’ve communicated with other people at the dinner table via Twitterberry.
- You’re on Twitter before you’ve even been to the bathroom in the morning.
- You’ve gotten into an accident because you were Twittering.
- Losing followers depresses/offends you.
- You’ve taken your laptop with you to the bathroom to keep Twittering.
- You’ve pondered your following/follower ratio.
- You’ve told your kids “just a minute” because you’re too busy Twittering.
- You Tweet on your cell phone more than your kids message on theirs.
- You make a big deal of or plan tweets when hitting update milestones.
- You get excited by new Twitter apps.
- You have more friends on Twitter than in real life.
- You’ve been to a Tweetup.
- You’ve changed your profile photo for some sort of special event.
- You’ve Tweeted while having sex.
- You’ve Tweeted ‘Sleeping’
- You know what http://zi.ma is.
- You’ve broken up with someone on Twitter.
- You’ve proposed/gotten married on Twitter.
There may be some signs I’m on Twitter too much, but I won’t say which ones!
I am curious if you know of other signs I haven’t come up with. Leave a comment.
Comments:
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Jerry Aulenbach, REALTOR®, BEd Says: November 13th, 2008 at 7:21 pm Ok, 6/20 isn’t too bad, is it?-Jerry
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Mack D. Male Says: November 14th, 2008 at 8:46 am Heh, 10 out of 20, not bad.
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Brad Grier Says: November 14th, 2008 at 8:54 am # 21 – You score 3 or higher on the above test.
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Alain Saffel Says: November 14th, 2008 at 9:59 am I scored 11 out of 20.
How did I score 1 higher than you Mack? -
Megan Says: November 14th, 2008 at 11:30 am Because Mack wasn’t being honest with himself.

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Mack D. Male Says: November 14th, 2008 at 10:02 pm I don’t have kids, nor a BlackBerry, and I keep electronics out of the bathroom!
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Brittney Le Blanc Says: November 18th, 2008 at 9:17 pm I noticed that Mack didn’t deny #16… Although I think that one is more just a funny creep-your-friends out.I think another should be – You’ve twittered: Pooping.Also… I only got 5. Woo!
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Alain Saffel Says: November 19th, 2008 at 9:27 am Yes, Mack didn’t say anything about 16. I don’t know if anyone would. There has to be someone out there who has. Not me!#7 is kind of alluding to that one Brittney. I just didn’t want to go into gory detail.You only have 5 now. Talk to us in a year.

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Brittney Le Blanc Says: November 19th, 2008 at 9:42 am I have another one… if you’ve ever written twitter responses while on the phone with the recipient… you’re on twitter too much.
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Alain Saffel Says: November 19th, 2008 at 9:49 am Speaking from experience possibly??

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Amrita Says: November 19th, 2008 at 5:22 pm Phew, I only got 5 out of 20. There is hope for me yet!

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