People of Ca na da,:
The atmospheric disturbance you have witnessed was unavoidable as our mother ship had to facilitate the immediate delivery of new ‘deficit software’ to the robot PM of your Country
. We regret any inconvenience this may have caused…..but you ain’t seen nothing yet.
Harper’s home planet.
PS. We really like your water.
For those of you who haven’t been on CBC.ca, you ought to check it out. Sometimes my favourite part of the story is the commenting. Every once in a while you get gems like this one.
Kick a ginger day?
Apparently in Calgary there are a number of cowardly high school kids that think it’s okay for a dozen people to swarm one person and assault them.
The idea of ‘Kick a Ginger’ day came from South Park, an endless source of intellectual stimulation. I have never been able to watch more than about five minutes of that show. I guess it’s because I have an IQ that is in three digits and not two.
Now the kids in Calgary might be charged with a hate crime after assaulting one of their red haired classmates. I can sympathize with that kid. I’ve got red hair too, though I don’t have much left anymore! Had I been kicked yesterday, somebody would be needing dentures.
My philosophy on this kind of thing that if you’re prepared to assault someone, you’d better be prepared for that person to defend themselves. I guess that’s why the cowards in Calgary got a group together.
I think that these kids should be charged with assault and the school should expel them. Make an example of every single one of them. They can sit at home and watch South Park as much as they want then.